Monorail

Lyle Lanley: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth

Like a genuine,Bona fide,Electrified,Six-car

Monorail!

What'd I say?

Ned Flanders: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: What's it called?

Patty+Selma: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail!

[crowd chants `Monorail' softly and rhythmically]

Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud...

Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.

Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?

Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.

Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?

Lyle Lanley: You'll be given cushy jobs.

Abe: Were you sent here by the devil?

Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level.

Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.

Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man.

I swear it's Springfield's only choice...Throw up your hands and raise your voice!

All: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: What's it called?

All: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: Once again...

All: Monorail!

Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...

Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!

All: Monorail!

Monorail!

Monorail!

[big finish]

Monorail!

Homer: Mono... D'oh!

when will it come...

now
you wish
later
you knew
sometime
was then
somewhere
is out there
tomorrow
will never come
people
will always die
people
will never really die
you
will always
be
with me
today
came yesterday
yesterday
is gone
goodbye
is all they say

about that...

so today was the first day of the rest of my life
its been strange
that life of mine
thanksgiving was this past weekend
and yes
i love turkey
strange
no i dont think so
there are others like me
i think
i hope
cause then i would be alone
all alone
and that would just suck
but anyways
fall is upon us
and we all know that coming the end of this month
october that is
the leaves will be gone
as will the nice weather we've been having
which is somewhere
i dont know where
then winter will be upon us
the cold
the snow
the ice
the hockey
the hot chocolate
the skiing
and best of all
christmas
but thats still yet to come
as for now
i will remain here
yet still wondering
i remain truly yours
me

friends are those rare people
who ask how we are
and then wait to hear the answer.

so what's the speed of dark?

no more mistakes...life will carry on without you...they know that what could have been will now never be...



please be with them.....

Our greatest battles are that with our own minds.

Stare Straight Into The Sun - Thrice

I sit here clutching useless lists
Keys for doors that don't exist
I crack my teeth on pearls

Tear into the history
Show me what it means to me
In this world yah in this world

Cause I am due for a miracle
I'm waiting for a sign
Stare straight into the sun
And I wont close my eyes
Until I understand or go blind

I see the parts but not the whole
Study saints and scholars both
But no perfect plan unfurls
Do I trust my heart or just my mind
Why is truth so hard to find in this world
yah in this world

Cause I am due for a miracle
I'm waiting for a sign
Stare straight into the sun
And I wont close my eyes
until I understand or go blind

I know that there's a point I missed
A shrine or stone I haven't kissed
A scar that never graced my wrist
A mirror that hasn't met my fist
But I can't help feeling like

I'm due for a miracle
I'm waiting for a sign
Stare straight into the sun
And I wont close my eyes
Till I understand or go blind x2

This Time

I’m sure
Of yourself
You stand here righted now
We trouble lead you there

Last time
You fell and you hit hard
Your wounds have healed by now,
but you still see your scars, yeah.

But it’s not
The way it used to be right now
You’ve come so far
To just let this go, my friend.

Don’t go
out the

[Chorus]
Same way
you did the last time
You’ll break
When you fall on me
The same mistakes
You did all over
You got to believe in yourself

This time.

Live on
Live it up today
This life’s you cup
So drink it up, I say, yeah.

Say it’s mine!
So give it all up to me now.
And walk that line
Don’t let this go my friend.

Don’t go
out the

[Chorus]

This time,
This time...

Life’s your cup (x2)
Drink it up.

Life’s your cup, yeah
Life’s your cup, ooooo
[Chorus](x2)

This time...

The Homer Simpson Song (to the tune of The Flinstones)

Homer, Homer Simpson
he's the greatest guy in history
from the town of springfield
he's about to hit a chestnut tree

Hang him
from the chandelier
so that
he can't get all his duff beer

Homer, Homer Simpson
he's the dumbest guy in history
can't add 2+2 because
he's had a major surgery

Rudolf's Gun

Rudolf the rednose raindeer
had a very shiny gun
and if you ever saw him
you would turn around and run

All of the other raindeer
used to laugh and call him names
but then that mister rudolf
started playing his own little games

Then one stormy christmas eve
santa came to say
"rudolf with your gun so bright,
"won't you kill my wife tonight?"

Then everybody loved him
because mrs. clause was dead
and they raided her cookie jar
before they all went to bed

now is the time

now is the time..to write something new
havent said a thing
for and hour or two
now is the time

now is the time...to explain to you
what i should have said before
the things you thought were true
now is the time

i shouldnt have done what i did
it was all a big mistake
but now i know that its all over
all these stupid things







i made this up while i was watching tv..on the spot..yes it sucks...kinda random..but oh well

Colorblind

tara this is for you..haha lol..and everyone else out there...if there is anyone else..

I am colorblind
Coffee black and egg white
Pull me out from inside
I am ready
I am taffy stuck and tongue tied
Stutter shook and uptight
Pull me out from inside
I am ready I am fine

I am covered in skin
No one gets to come in
Pull me out from inside
I am folded and unfolded and unfolding
I am colorblind
Coffee black and egg white
Pull me out from inside
I am ready I am fine

Wake Me Up When September Ends - Greenday

Summer has come and past.
The innocent can never last.
Wake me up when September ends.

Like my fathers come to pass,
Seven years has gone so fast.
Wake me up when September ends.

Chorus

Here comes the rain again,
Falling from the stars.
Drenched in my pain again,
Becoming who we are.
As my memory rests
But never forgets what I lost.
Wake me up when September ends.

Summer has come and past.
The innocent can never last.
Wake me up when September ends.

Ring out the bells again.
Like we did when spring began.
Wake me up when September ends.

Repeat Chorus

Summer has come and past.
The innocent can never last.
Wake me up when September ends.

Like my fathers come to pass.
Fourteen years has gone so fast.
Wake me up when September ends.[x3]

sometimes when you love someone...you have to learn to let them go

Hidden Sun

Suddenly

Things become unsound

Stumbling

On the shaky ground

Given arrows to shoot tornados down

Shoot them down

To the ground

Saw a falling leaf

Good luck - jump to grab

Much to our surprise

A butterfly

And it’s sunkeness

In duration

In duration

In our lives

Chorus

Inside oursleves

A hidden sun

That burns and burns

Never does any harm to anyone

Shivering Madly

in the dark

Like an animal

Abandoned in the car park

Then she held me

And then she showed me

The beauty of

The human heart

Repeat Chorus

A hidden sun

That burns and burns

But never does any harm to anyone

Anyone

Oooh anyone

Hidden sun (Sun)

Hidden sun

Oooh

(Sun)

(Sun)

(Sun)

(Sun)

(Sun)

LifeHouse-You and Me

You and Me-Lifehouse

What day is it
And in what month
This clock never seemed so alive
I can't keep up and I can't back down
I've been losing so much time

Cause it's you and me and all of the people
Nothing to do, nothing to lose
And it's you and me and all of the people and
I don't know why I can't keep my eyes off of you

All of the things that I want to say
Just aren't coming out right
I'm tripping on words, you got my head spinning
I don't know where to go from here

Cause it's you and me and all of the people
With nothing to do, nothing to prove
And it's you and me and all of the people and
I don't why I can't keep my eyes off you

Something about you now
I can't quite figure out
Everything she does is beautiful
Everything she does is right

Cause it's you and me and all of the people
With nothing to do, nothing to lose
And it's you and me and all of the people and
I don't know why I can't keep my eyes off of
You and me and all of the people
With nothing to do nothin to prove and
It's you and me and all of the people and
I don't know why I can't keep my eyes off of you

What day is it
And in what month
This clock never seemed so alive

'Oh you did not just do that'.....ROSE FACE!!!!!!!

The 'Haggler', the 'Lurker', and last but not least 'Coach Z'.....'You said you'd bake us a cake'....

Sometimes it makes me wonder......