Thursday, July 14, 2005

Rudolf's Gun

Rudolf the rednose raindeer
had a very shiny gun
and if you ever saw him
you would turn around and run

All of the other raindeer
used to laugh and call him names
but then that mister rudolf
started playing his own little games

Then one stormy christmas eve
santa came to say
"rudolf with your gun so bright,
"won't you kill my wife tonight?"

Then everybody loved him
because mrs. clause was dead
and they raided her cookie jar
before they all went to bed

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

hehe...i like the last stanza. (i remembered the word...personal note) but okay. that was different. it made me laugh.