Thursday, October 27, 2005

Monorail

Lyle Lanley: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine,Bona fide,Electrified,Six-car
Monorail!
What'd I say?
Ned Flanders: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
Patty+Selma: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail!
[crowd chants `Monorail' softly and rhythmically]
Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud...
Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.
Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?
Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?
Lyle Lanley: You'll be given cushy jobs.
Abe: Were you sent here by the devil?
Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level.
Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.
Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man.
I swear it's Springfield's only choice...Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
All: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
All: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: Once again...
All: Monorail!
Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...
Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!
All: Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!
[big finish]
Monorail!
Homer: Mono... D'oh!

18 comments:

Unconscious said...

this is depressing. having to begin my life by commenting on a blog. (jokes. i hope.) mono-doh.

Brent said...

you know what's depressing...that its my birthday and im home alone handing out candy to some kids who i dont even know...now thats depressing...and a little boring to..





waiting for you...

Unconscious said...

hey i got to do that too. happay birfday brentios.

Brent said...

thanks..though it will be over in 3 hours and 31 min..it was good while it lasted...

Andy said...

but hey, we'll throw you some big old, crazy party in class tomorrow.


it'll be fantasmical.

i'll bring the streamers!

Brent said...

ya about that...



where was this party..??...i never saw any sign of it..

Unconscious said...

ouch.

Brent said...

im hurt...i feel so alone...








still waiting for you...

Anonymous said...

Auto Message: tomorrow came and went.


i wouldve brought the cake.
but noooooooo...................

Unconscious said...

you ate it all. yummie.

Brent said...

Auto Message: Way to go you pig!

Andy said...

someday i'll teach you of ice cream cakes and the fun you can have with dairy queen staff.

Anonymous said...

do i hear a story coming on?

mm dirt cakes

Brent said...

ice cream cakes are so good...




dirt cakes...what the heck are you talking about??

Unconscious said...

take a chunk o fdirt and whip it at...oh, wait, andy's here...
>.>
<.<
yum.

Anonymous said...

we used to have them at birthday parties..."dirt" is chocolate junk. and we had "worms" in it...gummyyummy. teeleehee.

over and out
tarajoy

Andy said...

i've done the dirt cake thing before.

Brent said...

you have have you...nice...and you jerks left..




by the way..we won the tournament...